Moschino is a low blow
No, no, and once again no! I haven't gone crazy yet, I think. Yes, I drink a lot, especially now that Christmas is near, it's difficult to skip all the Christmas parties, and it's even harder not to sip mulled wine every day at the Christmas market... but I still think I'm sober and sane during the day. My judgment is not affected by the amount of alcohol. So, for the last time, I say NO! Stop, Moschino. If I see a single idiot marching through Prague in one of thee models, I swear I'll slap him.
Pink, it's the color of passion
Personally, I don't mind when men experiment with colors. Light pink, for example, looks good on them. But for God's sake, a light pink fur with a head of something that looks like a fox or a different kind of dead animal, on a blue-gold overall? Moschino's creative director Jeremy Scott must have gone insane. Even Csáková wouldn't wear this, and she was pretty whacked back in the day...
One morning, I arrived in the Prague district of Krč, and guess what I saw? Elephants grazing in front of apartment blocks. They were regular elephants, not the pink kind. Still, I wondered how many bottles had been emptied the night before, because seeing elephants in Krč is weird as hell. However, there was an explanation for that: the Humberto had arrived in town. But what on Earth had arrived in Scott's house? I really have no idea. Maybe our Kočka clan with some good material, that might explain how this creation was born.
Back to Harlem
There was a time when even taxi drivers refused to take you to Harlem in New York. Heavy gold chains were popular back then - with actual gansters, mostly the black ones. Czech gypsies have jumped on the bandwagon and some of them are still wearing them today. So... voilá, all they had to do is wait a couple of years and suddenly they are trendy! In the new autumn collection, Moschino praises heavy chains to high heaven - even though they're more suitable for the inhabitants of Hell...
Find your guy
I like oversized stuff. They are great at hiding a couple of extra pounds. But... excuse me, what's up with these jackets? They seemed to be entirely too heavy for the model, needless to mention that he could easily get lost in one of those. Maybe there was a mistake in production? I'm literally laughing aloud when I imagine someone getting on the tram in such a jacket. Or how easy it would be to burn them with a cigarette! And hundreds of thousands are... you know where. When I look at the poor guy, I also have to wonder... how on Earth will he manage to zip this jacket, should it get a little windy outside?
You can never go wrong with a rocker jacket
The only thing I consider wearable are jeans, a sweatshirt and a good old rocker jacket made of leather. This is an evergreen that will never get old and can't go wrong with it, unless you're about to see a performance in the National Theater. I applaud this, Jeremy did a good job here, and it fits the subway background very well. The other BDSM-themed leather pieces are a little bit too much, if my child had to see that on the subway train, I'd probably be tempted to call the police. But hey, Americans are known for being crazy, so let's leave it to them.
I express my sincere condolences to the whole collection and I feel very sorry for anyone who buys this. Amen.