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FAIR AND SQUARE: Loss of erection at the age of twenty? The reality of our time!

Anděla Vostrá
08.Dec 2019
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Folks, I'd like to speak about something that usettles me greatly. In fact, it literally made me sit up straight. This topic might be a little sensitive, but whatever. It needs to be mentioned. I stumbled upon the information that men have an erection problem. Yeah, that might not be surprising if the guy in question is in his fifties or older. I've noticed plenty of ads for supportive drugs on TV, but I had no idea that this problem affects young boys, some of whom are only 20 years old? That is, in my opinion, the ultimate horror and tragedy, and something should immediately be done about that.

Suddenly, all the stories of my friends who keep complaining about the lack of sexual gratitication in their relationships assume completely different proportions. In the past, women were always said to be a little... reluctant when it came to this type of household duties. Apparently, we often suffer from headaches. Just so you know, I, for one, don't have headaches. EVER! Another friend of mine is experiencing such a lack of sexual satisfaction that she likes to say, "When I'm lucky enough to have sex, I do it as if it were my last time. You never know if it actually isn't your last time."

And all at once, experts from uroclinics claim that every tenth 20-something guy suffers from impotence. We're talking about Czechs here, I have no idea if boys abroad are on the same boat. But it still stinks to high heaven. How is this even possible? They're blaming it on stress, lack of sleep and exercise, or overeating and excessive intake of alcohol. When I look around at my workplace, I have to assume none of my colleagues have sex, because they're all stressed, love to pig out and drink, they spend their days sitting at the computer and as soon as five o'clock rolls over, they rush home so that they could lay down on the couch and watch TV, or hit the pub to have "one" beer.

Luxusní byt na prodej Praha - 320m
Luxusní byt na prodej Praha - 320m, Praha 5

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Tohle je bohužel nemilá skutečnost.
Tohle je bohužel nemilá skutečnost. Source: Pixabay

Loss of sex drive

That's why I decided to conduct a poll. And it's really a thing. Not that anyone actually admitted to me that their precious thingy, as they say, wasn't working, but they did admit that they were tired, that they would rather relax and so on and so forth. Those that already had children also felt like they had already fulfilled their duty, their job on this Earth was done and that was that. Check. Now all that's left is to feed those hungry necks. They have no strenght or appetite left for enjoying intimate moments with the love of their life.

If that's the case, I'd really like to know how the heck can our planet be overpopulated. In China, I think, the law of one-child policy still applies. Movies are being made about the topic of only being allowed to have one child. No more. I've seen quite a sophisticated film focused on this issue recently, it was called Seven Sisters. Whoever had two children was in for a problem. People had nothing to eat and drink, because we're destroying our planet, so there's not enough left to feed more hungry little bugs. However, since men are losing both their erections and sex drive, this vision will remain only in the sci-fi genre.

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Jsou témata, o kterých se nemluví, ale mělo by.
Jsou témata, o kterých se nemluví, ale mělo by.Source: UroKlinikum Praha

But let's go back to this nightmare of mine. Doctors claim it is necessary to eat well, drink plenty of water, get enough sleep, etc. But if problems persist, the affected men should visit a doctor. I can totally see that! Not. I mean, how many of the guys you know would willingly wave their pride around in front of a doctor, saying: Doc, no matter what I do, I can't get it up. Unlike us, women, men are not used to regular checkups without underwear. Few will find the courage.

A chemical solution

I bet that they'll find a doctor in their acquitances and get him to prescribe them Viagra or one of its alternatives. However, that means they'll be ingesting chemicals that will eventually end up polluting our waters. Same story as with contraception. Chemistry everywhere - in water as well as in our bodies. No wonder babies begin to have health problems before they're even born. My head is full of disastrous scenarios.

The next question is the porn industry. The Czech Republic is known worldwide for being a Mecca of adult videos. Okay, but who are we shooting them for? Who's watching them? Maybe those few who are still trying... dunno.

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Zázračná chemická pilulka.
Zázračná chemická pilulka. Source: Pixabay

Let's work on ourselves

Anyway, let me get to the point: Gentlemen, there is nothing to be ashamed of, please, if you're suffering from this problem, go to the doctor! Because us women love sex. With a living person. And you, ladies, I beg you, try not to put too much stress on your guy, make him a nice dinner and don't let him pass out on the couch with a bottle in his hand. After all, this excercise for couples is the nicest thing you can experience in a relationship (at least at the beginning), and having children is the greatest gift - at least my friends say so.

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Sen každého muže... i ženy.
Sen každého muže... i ženy. Source: Pixabay

The statistics must change. Twenty-somethings can't be allowed to suffer from faulty blood-circulation... I call on all women and girls to wake up and help those poor men to save not only humanity but also common sense, because without regular sex everything goes to hell!

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